Laff Away

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a 
vacation in Las Vegas.  At the hotel bar, they're
dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to
their separate rooms.  

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's
unable to reach a certain physical state that 
would enable him to join with his date.  His
depression is enhanced by the fact that, from 
the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, 
THREE...HUH!" all night long.  

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 
"How did it go?" 

The first whispered back, "It was so 
embarrassing.  I simply couldn't get an erection."  

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think 
that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the 
bed!"