As she walked around the class to see each drawing, she was fascinated by little Kunle's drawing and wondered which story he was interpreting.
Following is the conversation that took place.
Teacher: Kunle, That is very interesting. What's your drawing about ?
Little Kunle: An airoplane {airplane}, 3 persons and a baby.
Teacher: O.K. Kunle, Very Good. Where in the bible is that story ?
LIttle Kunle: The flight to Egypt!
Teacher: Ah....I see...That's baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary,...emmm, and who is the last person?
Little Kunle: That's Pontius The Pilot! {Pontius Pilate}
2. April Fool!
A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly..."Mummy, Mummy!, come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room.
His mother stood up in anger.
"In my house?! Abi this girl craze! Ewo! If na true junior de talk I go kill this girl today"!
She stormed down the hall to confront the maid but when she got to the door, junior who had been trying to play a joke on his mum screamed with glee...
"April Fool Mum!, It's only Daddy playing with the house maid!"
3. Four Businessmen in a Limo
There were four businessmen - An American, a Cuban, an Englishman, and a Nigerian cruising in a Limo.
The Cuban, who had been puffing on his Havana cigar, threw it out the window after only smoking it half way.
The American was astounded and said �Are you nuts? Do you have any idea how much those are worth in my country?� The Cubans simply replied, �My country is full of that shit.�
The American, unwilling to be one-upped, pulled off his Rolex and tossed it out the window.
The Nigerian was amazed and said �Are you crazy? Do you have any idea how much those are worth in my country?� The American replied grinning, �My country is full of that shit.�
Now the Brit who, up to this point had been ignoring the others, calmly reached across, grabbed the Nigerian by the collar, opened the car door and kicked him out.
The Cuban and American were confused and asked, �Are you trying to get us arrested? Why the hell did you do that?� The Englishman casually replied, �My country is full of that shit!�
4. Ugly Child
One day, a Nigerian woman got on a bus with her new baby.
On entering, the driver exclaimed that the baby she was holding was the ugliest creature he'd ever seen in his life.
The woman felt bad and insulted but ignored the driver's comment and went right to the back seat on the bus.
After settling down, the woman told her seat mate about the driver's comment. The woman got angry in sympathy and said, "Go back up front and tell him off! I will hold your monkey for you!"
5. Dirty Slap!
Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!!!
The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from.
Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry!
Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him".
Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped... but by whom?"
Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me... but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"
Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again".
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