Thursday, April 29, 2010

why i dont visit rich people

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and
ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how
the offer was made to me:



Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice,
Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? "

Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ? "

Answer : " Ceylon tea "

Question : " How would you like it ? black or white ? "


Answer : " white "

Question : " Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer : " With milk "

Question : " Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk "

Answer : " With cow milk please.

Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"


Answer: " Aaggman I will take it black. "

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
honey? "

Answer : " With sugar "

Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ? "

Answer : " Cane sugar "

Question : " White , brown or yellow sugar ? "

Answer : " Aagman ! forget about tea just give me a
glass of water

instead. "

Question : " Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer : " Mineral water "

Question : " Flavoured or non-flavoured ? "

Answer : " I give up, just forget about everything. "

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